Isn't it tiring, watching the world swirl about you in never-ending, unchanging, muted shades of grey? Wouldn't it be nice to see a splash of colour in that murky desolation? I've made it one of my goals in life to inspire that spark. Call it a romantic fantasy of idealism, but it certainly adds to the excitement in life. Thus, it should be self-evident that I'm not your run of the mill Joe. I'm a professional writer, artist and exceptionally diverse man with interests, passions and desires that span the gamut. Add to this my adventurous spirit, comedic nature and surprising wit and you sum me up to a Renaissance man. I tend to believe that I have a superb, though dark sense of humor: I enjoy life, though I jest at its idiocy constantly. Nevertheless, I am practical, and I'm part of the local Gothic, music and arts communities. I own my own art & design firm, as well as other commercial interests and ventures, and as such, I'd ideally like to meet that red-hot artist chick that I've been seeking. Some of my additional common recreational activities are visiting hookah lounges, playing poker or billiards, or working on classic cars. Still, I'm quite diverse and may shock or surprise even the most unshakable authority in chaos.

My Ideal Person I enjoy artistic, creative and sensual people: Style and grace are good things to embrace. I would prefer to find someone who wears a dress just to wear it, without needing a reason, as I believe that creativity, flair and spontaneity are a plus.

I would prefer you to be a smoker, and if not I require you to accept that I smoke cigars, pipes and hookahs and have no plans to stop, short of the sun exploding. Please be clean (shower daily) and disease free. I am, so you should be too.

Above all else, be cool!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Nightwish, Blind Guardian, Berlin, Erasure, Duran Duran

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Leather, Latex, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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